Thursday, March 31, 2005

Dear Google.

Thank you for finding this link for me. It has broughten me unmitigated joy for the past 2 minutes. Broughten apparently isn't a word, but that is of no fault of mine, so I use it freely.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

People are the best. Ever.

Touching Wires causes Instant Death.  $200 FineYou know when you see something, and...something just doesn't quite add up? Like it's a round hole and you have a square peg? That's what this sign brings to mind. Like making someone guilty of committing suicide. Doesn't make sense, really.

I went for a longer run today. Almost 3 miles. 3 treacherous miles, involving one of the biggest hills I've ever run up. And now my legs feel like flubber. But I figure another couple weeks of this, and then I'll be able to tackle five miles, no problem. The way I figure it, as long as I can run five miles, I'll always be in shape. Because you never see fat people running 5 miles, now do you?

I've also stopped shaving. I just decided shaving took too much of my time, and I could really care less what I look like. Well, that's not true. I just don't care as much as others do (about themselves...not..me..nevermind). JUST so long as I don't end up a contestant on this reality show, or..contest rather..and everything will be all right.

Seriously though. Check out that first guys "beard". It's out of control! Not like whatever the hell it is this guy does with his dolls...that's just creepy.

It's the sleeper

can't fall asleep? try some music! don't have any that makes you want to sleep? try here, a site with streaming audio that plays sleep conductive ambient sounds. Here's the F.A.Q.

Here's a bunch of photo's of people that are..well..angry. because the RIAA is a whore. Can't really blame them, now can we? No. We can't. We can help though. By gathering knives and other sharp objects and politely yet sternly hurling them at several select persons faces.

Want to find out more about Grokster? Here ya go.

Also, someone is going to hell, and it ain't me.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

dumbness

so i read this story about people who are incredibly stupid. And it makes me chuckle. It reminds me of this story, which is equally as awesome (well, maybe a little better actually...).

In any case, I can't wait to see what happens. I wonder who knows this girl. I've got to know somebody who knows somebody who knows her.

sigh.

phantasms. or something.

so over the past couple days I've sworn I've seen something moving quickly in my peripheral vision, only to turn and find nothing out of the ordinary there. Or I'll see things in reflective surfaces, but then upon close inspection find nothing.

And it's starting to worry me.