Most ridiculous news story ever:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8162991.stm
My synopsis: Two masked, Mexican, midget wrestlers were killed by a 65 year old woman and an accomplice known only as "The Fat One" when they lured the wrestlers with the promise of a good time and instead poisoned them with eye drops. Ohh and I forgot the part where they are part of a woman gang who does this regularly to rob men (who apparently are very desperate for gamey chicks) but didn't adjust the usual dosage for their pint sized pugilist victims resulting in their death.
That cast of characters is mind blowing. Apparently actual reality got jealous of VH1 reality shows and decided to show them that it could trump Rock of Love and Strange Love without even breaking a sweat.
